CAUGHT MY TITA ON TINDER

Hi! Cebuano leecher here! i viewed my recent post and somehow, it blasted haha. so I’ll share this another experience that i had with my tita that i caught on tinder. i hope you enjoy 

NOTE: all convos were translated from cebuano to tagalog, pero para may clarity, i left some words on its original text. naiintindihan parin naman haha.

Yes, you read it right. I caught my tita using tinder. di naman talaga siya ganoon ka big deal. but when i caught her, i also understood that she’ll catch me too. At that moment, i never knew about the things that will soon happen.

I was fresh from breakup and was going through a single phase when i decided na gagawa ako ng tinder account. i was horny. syempre, normal lang na hahanap ka ng panandaliang saya. and Tinder was just the right platform for the thing that i need. So downloaded tinder, set up my profile, and started swiping relentlessly.

About me, i am a 5’7, 22yo, moreno guy, nag ggym so may good body form, not bulk tho, just keeping the right form, has biceps, walang abs, working on it . I currently work as a barista in a local shop here samin and planning to take masters degree after finishing my undergrad program. Normally, with that info, maraming mag sswipe right, and marami rin ako nakakamatch. pero yung iba, not g for a ONS haha.

Fast forward, while i was swiping, napahinto ako sa isang profile, i noticed why her body looked so familiar. the beach, the curves, the big ass that you would love to eat all day, yung balat niyang sobrang kinis na ang sarap lamasin, the white two piece swimwear that you would love to jack off to when you see her wearing it, that cleavage, from her breast na parang lalabas na sa hapit niyang suot. i swiped more and saw more of her pics. yes, siya to, itong nakaupo sa bar while wearing shorts and croptop. yes, i realized agad na kilala ko yung taong ‘yon. She’s my tita, my Mother’s kapatid.

Lagi kong pinagnanasahan itong tita ko na ito. everytime na dumadalaw siya sa bahay, lagi kaming nag-uusap. and she’s touchy, hahawakan niya madalas yung kamay ko, hita ko, balikat at braso ko. and i’d see her eyes looking all over my body. i know she wants it, she wants a taste of her pamangkin. she’s just afraid and too shy to say it. and lagi siyang sumusuot ng shorts and croptop. ang ending, kada uwi ni tita from our house, rekta pasok sa kwarto at jakol habang iniisip na kinakantot siya .

However, at this moment, nawala yung confidence ko, nahuli ko siya yes but that means nahuli niya rin ako. i was afraid na baka isumbong niya ako kay mom, thinking na sobrang close nila. but i said fuck it, i want to fuck her so good, and it might be just the chance to do it. so yes, i swiped right, bahala nang mahuli. at least she knew her hot pamangkin has a liking to her. Then hold and behold, after i swiped, i immediately got a notif saying that i got a match, it was her, i matched her agad-agad after i swiped her right.

I sent a hi GIF right after i matched her, di ko rin alam bakit, i just did. and she immediately replied, which is actually funny kasi our first conversations were:

M: Hi GIF
H: Kilala ko yung nasa picture, please stop catfishing people.
M: Kilala ko rin yan, ako yan e.
After that conversation, we both confirmed na kami nga yon, we weren’t catfishing nobody, but i would love to stick this rod in her isda (fishing joke, lol)
we both chitchatted for a while. asked questions, kinamusta niya si mama, kinamusta ko si lola, so on and so forth. it wasn’t long while she asked me why i was on tinder:

H: Bat ka nandito, tin?, tsaka bat mo ako gi swipe? haha
M: Same reason as yours. I believe. and gi swipe mo rin ako, so.
H: Because akala ko catfisher? haha
M: Wag mo ako isumbong kay mama tita please.
H: haha hindi ah, i won’t.
H: Only if sabihin mo kung bakit ka andito.
M: Okay. I’m honestly horny. I’m looking for a one time thing.
M: is it bad? sorry tita.
H: haha it’s fine ah. alam mo na ang tama at mali kay malaki ka na.
M: Ikaw tita, why are you here?
H: Horny. but not for you.

Shit. i thought of it. uminit bigla katawan ko. is it true? its not for me? after all, pamangkin niya ako. o saktong pakipot lang? gusto niya kumagat ako sakanya? its not like di ko alam tong schemes na ganito. i need to get her trust, so i went big.

M: I see. sayang, i am down for a hot mature girl pa naman.
H: haha really? you think i am hot?
M: Sa totoo lang? oo tita haha, everytime gapunta kayo dito sa bahay, i always fantasize about you.
H: hmm in what way?
M: I like how you touch me. the way you handle me, tinitigasan ako pero tinatago ko lang.
H: Jinakol mo ba pagkatapos? haha
M: Opo. ang sarap. ang dami kong nilalabas pag pinagnanasahan ko yung katawan mo palagi.
H: Hmmm. sarap naman.
M: Ako ba tita, masarap ba?
H: Gusto mo malaman?
M: Opo tita
H: Punta ka dito bukas. paalam ka sa mama mo.

That was the only time we had a conversation sa tinder. kinabukasan, i went to her house. what happened next was one of the books. hinding hindi ko makakalimutan si tita!

Sensya, hanggang dito lang muna kaya. Nabitin ka ba? lapag ka naman ng “sheesh” or comment mo thoughts mo para ganahan ako magsulat. salamat sa pagbabasa, lodi!